With Fenir's article set to catapult him into stardom, The Sabatage Team thought a round up of Fenir's best property deals was in order. No need to go through estate agents or commercial brokers when you can rent from the property magnate himself. There's only one minor problem- all the adverts are fake. Here are some of Fenir's best offerings to date:
1.Just Desserts?
Fenir needs your money so he can buy a famous chain of dessert shops from a childhood friend of his (who it turns out he'd never met). It didn't take would-be investors long to small a rat:

It also transpired that Fenir didn't know the difference between Per Annum and Per Month:

2. Scamming the Beauty Industry
A personal favourite of Fenir's is to fake R2R deals or ownership of beauty treatment rooms, conning young women who just want to rent space from him. Fenir has never owned any of these salons, he just creates fake adverts for them.

3. Fen's Hens
What better way to celebrate your Hen party than pay Fenir directly and then turn up to an address in Nottingham only to find the whole thing was a massive scam.

4. Fenir's bad run of luck with JV partners
Fenir's out of of luck with his joint venture partners as they all keep disappearing. This property just needs your money to build a hot tub and the money will flow in. Except it won't as Fenir does not own ANY property whatsoever.

5. Dungeon Bar
We have no idea what Fenir was really planning here but we do know its all bullshit as he never acquired any bars. ( He also claimed to have Beehive Juice Bar- another lie)

6. Contractor Short Term Lets
A catalogue of lies here: Fenir was never a contractor nor does he own this property. Oddly enough, it's cheaper if you book directly with him.

7. More Beauty Room scams:

8: And more.....

09: Yet another fake party pad- this time in Crosby
All these images are taken from different properties to create one amazing Hen Party pad. Looks like fun, pity it's all bollocks.

10. Another JV partner disappears
So Fenir needs your money to finish off an office building he doesn't own. Just £12.8k needed here for furniture (that is already there) and you get 30% of the profits. Amazing deal, if it was actually real.

11. And another JV partner has gone. This one will cost you £19.5k

12. Hen Party Pads again- book direct to get the best offers (i.e fuck all)

13. Yes, more fake Hen party pads.

He’s gone and delete everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Professor Poopy Pants has quite the portfolio.
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